The pimple healer!!!

Lol..please pardon me for starting with a lol.I was at the salon trying to fix my hair.You know I have a thing for saloons..gossips,latest hairstyles,and who's dating who...well,i was there and this lady walked in carrying a bag filled with assorted beauty products.
 Something struck me about her,she had a bad case of acne and pimples.I was just about to call her aside and give her some free natural tips ,when she said"Aunt i have beauty products for sale".I'm a sucker for skin products,thats my weakness,i have so many products i don't even use.Just love to watch them on my makeup counter.Those are my own Louboutins(lol)
 Well, i thought it was a mis-match, that she had bad skin and was selling beauty products.Was ready to forgive her when she said"I actually sell these pimple removal cream".Excuse me?I retorted staring @ her face.I mean,is this some kind of joke or mistake?Lady,your face looks like you grow pimples for a living.Didn't tell her that though.This lady went on and on about the efficacy of this product"In 14 days,your pimples would disappear,your face would be as smooth as a baby's butt".I was too shocked to utter a word because she obviously thought the pimples on her face were beauty marks.

I just said"Im sorry,i really cant buy now".She said"those scars on your face don't look good".I turned around to say "Your face looks like a grater..when one lady behind me called on her"Please give me one".I wanted to scream"Cant you see that our pimple healer cant heal her own pimples with these magic 14 day pimple blaster?"

Then i held back...maybe the saying is true after all"Doctors are hardly healed by their own medicine".Thats why native doctors claim to make others rich while they still live in penury...
  Well, it was an eye opener for me.This lady definitely was a bad business woman ,but in naija,anything is possible.She left that saloon with an almost empty bag,and of course her Pimpled infested face.

By the way, I use lemon and toothpaste for my pimples,works miracles...wink
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