Before you Go Amber Rose!!!

I visited the salon during the weekend and guess what , three young ladies walked in all sporting bald heads. I was almost drawn to tears and was just about to console them .I thought they lost a loved one and in accordance with some traditions in Nigeria, were required to shaved their heads .I stopped in my tracks when one said"Oga do you have blond dye? What!!!!my eyes widened and so did everyone in that salon..When the stylist answered in the affirmative.The eldest said"We want to do Amber Rose"My Blackberry Torchdropped.I mean you cant be serious?You girls look nothing like Amber rose, even Beyonce or Rihanna cant rock a bald head and still look like a mermaid.I mean, no offence but these girls were stick thin, with long hungry necks.To make matters worse, they were dark complexioned.A blond hair do was a no,no.

If there was anything they needed more in life, they needed kilo's of Brazilian hair.I watched helplessly as these girls transformed from bald ducks to clownish ducklings.An hour later, they were done with their "Amber Rose "hair do with satisfied grins, and headed or Oniru Beach"dont worry I'm an eavesdropper, how do you think I feed you with gossips?
Well, I have no problem with the Amber Rose hair do,but if you ain't Amber Rose, you cant be Amber Rose.You are Amber Rose if you possess the following.........
-Above 5ft 7

-soft spoken
-mulatto complexioned
-have an incredible body , I mean the complete package..guys understand me

-Make both Kanye West and Wiz Kalifa fall hopelessly in love with you.
-If your in Nigeria, you could replace the Kanye West with Tuface and Wiz kalifa with Terry G..lol
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My olofofo's(gossipers) say the Amber Rose hair do is hitting Nigeria very soon.I know just as lace wig and Brazilian wigs, it would soon be pure water..Imagine our streets looking like they have been overtaken by aliens?Please girls, I 'd rather have some of you sporting fake Brazilian weaves than the Amber Rose do..
-There is always an exception to the rule though(I could rock the Amber Rose (straight face)

kanye was so into her

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